Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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