I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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