the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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