I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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