You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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