he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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