so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
how drunk are you?
Several
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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