he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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