Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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