Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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