ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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