no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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