It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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