If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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