"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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