Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
operation harelip BJ is a go
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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