we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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