Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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