the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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