So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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