Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
we should paint friendship bongs
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