People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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