K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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