3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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