Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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