This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
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hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize