it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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