another moral hangover. fuck.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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