Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
what if I'm pregnant?
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she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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