I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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