Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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