I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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