oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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