Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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