My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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