You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Randomize
