I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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