i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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