My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
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Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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