My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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