Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
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Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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