R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
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Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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