I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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