dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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