I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
only you would photoshop your dick
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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