I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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