i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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