Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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