Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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