Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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