Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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