he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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