I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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