at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
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That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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