Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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