i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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