When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Let's paint friendship bongs
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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