singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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