Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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